It is not day 2, but still the life of the unemployed.

Apparently, I am not very good at keeping up my blog - which I am sure is disappointing for most everyone.  ESPECIALLY - the one person who is following me (thank you C for making me feel special :).  I had two conversations this weekend where people read other people's blogs.  I need to start that and will commit to you now to do a better job at updating mine - because I know you care deeply :)

Let me hit the highlights of the last few weeks:

1) My friend Sara (hey - oh) and I are trying to form a team to be on the family feud!  How much freakin' fun would that be.  The one dilemna - none of the teammembers are related to that.  So, that may need to be remedied by a couple of adoptions and a couple of marriages by June.  June is when the tryouts are.  I will let you know if I am being adopted or adopting or getting married.  I will be registering at Target for this special event.

2) I have fallen in love with "The Colbert Report" and, thanks to being unemployed, I can see it everyday at 9:30 am!  How wonderful is that?  It reminds me of the office season 2 - which was my favorite of all seasons, so far.  Jim had his best wings that year...ah...Jim.

3) I have a date coming up on Friday.  I met this guy on Eharmony - David from St. Paul.  We are going to go to the Bulldog.  I am kind of nervous!  What am I going to wear? What am I going to say?  If anyone wants to come to the bulldog, hide behind a newspaper and wear an earpiece that tells me what to say for conversation, I would be completely open to it!  Help me filter!

4) Lastly...I decided to deep clean my apartment.  Translated - this means pull everything out of every nook and cranny in the apt and throw it in the middle of the living area and stare at it.  I have slipped 8 times on scrapbook paper that is just laying on the floor.  I had someone offer to come watch gracie when i go to WI this week but I am too embarressed for her to see my place.  Yes, people know I am slobberly, but can one be too slobberlicious?

Peace out yo -

Erin Lynn Kelly the first.

Umemployment Day 1

This is going to be the blog of my unemployed life.  I doubt many will read this - because if I was still employed, I wouldn't be reading this.  If you find me pretty hysterical (as hysterical as I find myself), maybe you will come back.

Day #1 - Pretty exciting.  So exciting that I should only hit the high points. 

1) I ate some chips and the salt hurt the place where my upper and lower lips connect.  I wonder if that place has a name.  The area between the nose and lips is a divet?  divit?  how do you spell divit? or does it have a real name?  Anyways my lip connection as I will now be calling it hurts.  I must have sensitive lip connectors.

2) I am watching "Life" on NBC waiting for L&O to start.  One of the guest stars was on another show but I don't remember what it was.  I want to say "Full House" but I could be wrong.  I used to love that show!  I wanted to be DJ and marry Uncle Jesse, which would not have been good because he would be my uncle and that is just wrong...in case you were wondering.

3) I did apply as a special agent for the FBI.  I wonder if I should be writing this blog because I am sure they are going to be searching the internet for anything about me.  Maybe they will be pleasantly intrigued by this blog or maybe I will stop blogging.  By the way FBI agent reading this - I love America and would do a great job defending the country and taking care of the Americans.  

4) I kept having to remind myself what day it is.  It is Wednesday.  I think.  I am pretty sure my days are going to be running together.  That isn't going to be good as I am sure I have many important appointments coming up.  Tomorrow is Thursday, Today is Wednesday, and Yesterday was Tuesday.  I may use that as my new sign off.

I want to leave you wanting more.  I do need to go reprogram my 1980's VCR cuz it didn't change during Daylight savings and I missed the first half of The Biggest Loser.  

Hugs and Kisses, 

Erin